Working on an Excel spreadsheet with columns titled "Jason masks" and "David Lynch" and every number is 666
Studying for a test on how to be a mummy or Dracula
Waiting on hold on a cursed phone number that makes your ears bleed
Doing yoga in an abandoned mental hospital haunted by the ghost of a serial killer with a really scary name like "Mr. Blood"
Riding an elevator full of snakes where all the buttons take you to the 13th floor
Getting a sensual massage from Rob Zombie
Meditating at a spiritual retreat you could only get into by signing a contract selling your soul to the Blair Witch
Intimate, low-key dinner with someone you later find out is a demon
Quietly contemplating how scary crows are
Viewing an art exhibit consisting entirely of paintings from Rod Serling's Night Gallery, and skulls
Taking a warm, relaxing bath, unaware that there's a man in a creepy clown mask behind you
Sitting in a hotel lounge where all the prostitutes are vampires
Shopping in a department store that sells nothing but spiders and Hellraiser boxes
Organizing your collection of jars labelled "ASHES OF MICHAEL MYERS"
Waiting in the airport Brian Eno's Music for Airports was made for, but the airport is haunted
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Here are some cool music things, maybe u should check them out. And/or here are some terrible music things, maybe u should check them out if u like to laugh or maybe u should avoid them if u get really angry when u see something stupid.