Here are some cool music things, maybe u should check them out.
PSY has taught his dance to people on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, The Today Show, Extra, Saturday Night Live, a Formula One race, and most recently in a concert with Madonna. There's no end in sight, and we're happy to file a report every single time PSY teaches the dance to someone new!
Music expert Jesse 'kingcobweb' Mason explains and rates those weird bands that always show up on magazine lists alongside well-known hitmakers!
Dapp was going to be an Awful Link, but his site was too funky for such a small blurb. Wait, not funky. I mean funny, to laugh at.
dial 1-800-ROCK-DAD for all of your entertainment needs; also we can fix cabinets and stuff.
SA uncovers the worst candidate-supporting and/or issue-addressing rap videos YouTube has to offer.
The Talk Box. Heavy drops. Multiple drum sets playing the same thing. Chainsaw guitars. Brian Setzer. The next gimmick is always just around the corner in the music industry, waiting for its all-too-brief moment in the spotlight.
Every now and then, film turns a piece of music into something far more memorable than it would be on its own. Consider the torture scene from Reservoir Dogs accompanied by 'Stuck In The Middle With You' by Stealers Wheel, or the chilling use of the Jaws theme in Jaws 3D.
remember 2011? there were some cool tunes back then. let's take a trip back in time ...
Maybe SA didn't write articles about cool music in 2011, but we were listening to it all the while, and now we'll share with u!
The International Criminal Court in The Hague ruled against LMFAO's 'Party Rock Anthem,' on the grounds that the crime against humanity did not actually include any rock in spite of its title. The song was forbidden from being sold, distributed, played, and referenced.
Age 4-12: I will literally listen to anything. Advertisements, television show theme songs (also, I love all television shows), children's movie soundtracks, even pop music. Give me all of it.
Sting ended up getting mad at me one night because I did a skinfart on his forearm (the one he plays sweet bass with) and he put two enormous holes in the hood of my Hankmobile with his chompers. Dude's got incisors like a hippo. Don't fuck with him.
F is for Frankie Goes To Hollywood, a band that was formed to generate enough income for Frankie to go to Hollywood. Without Frankie, the rest of the band formed a new project, The Band Gets Enough Bus Fare To Get Home.
Why is Billy Corgan so hostile to transpeople? I have discovered several possible explanations.
I couldn't help but wonder if this Microsoft PR person with a corporate Twitter account telling people to buy an album on Zune was trying to sell albums on Zune. Thankfully, they clarified that their message had not been commercially motivated.
Liam Gallagher's contributions to the medium of assholery far outweigh his contributions to music. Oasis was a decade-plus shoving match between brothers set to a score by the Monkees, occasionally punctuated by Liam stomping away then returning to grab his brother in a headlock.
Suggested activities while listening to Trent Reznor's spooky ambient clicks and drones.
The Beasties are back and better than ever! BELIEVE IT!
No band is distinctive enough to warrant an entirely new genre of music, with the possible exception of the Star Wars Cantina Band.
There is a distinct crossover between these seemingly disparate industries, a point where bad art proudly asserts itself as bad-ass art. The question is: How well do you know your album covers?
DFH and Raphandz check out music's cheapest knock-offs!
In his new column, SA's Daryl 'Fucking' Hall systematically alienates every online music section that otherwise might have eventually hired him away from our site. Works for me!
Creating a mixtape with the goal of sparking a romance is akin to attempting to yank Excalibur from the stone. It might work for someone out there, but most of us will just wind up with crushed dreams and chaffed palms.
Cee-Lo Green’s “Fuck You” has joined a small club of hit songs that feature “fuck” in their choruses. But there is a far larger club of failed songs by artists imprudently seeking easy success through the use of the F word.
SA music writers get SINCERE about their favorite releases of the past twelve months.
Last year the music industry was filled with last, desperate gasps that brought about panicked longing for what once was and dreadful reproach for the hellish void ahead. There were also musician deaths.
SA's rap expert looks back on a year filled with hard beats and harder rhymes.
Slacker music is not really a genre so much as it is a lifestyle. It's a lot like hip hop in that regard.
The connection between J.R.R. Tolkien's 'Lord Of The Rings' books and Led Zeppelin is one of rock's most well-established curiosities, but to this very day it manages to surprise longtime fans of the band.
Like the Kinks? Handclaps? Harmonies? Don't pass this by.
So you want to write about music. Dear God, why? At least read this LIST of 38 tips first.
Hip hop is a very big genre, bigger than most people know. kingcobweb breaks it down.
Indignant nerdcore fans bombard DFH with links that will totally change his mind about the genre.
Everett True recoils from America's Biggest Rock Export.
What's crackelating, rap fans? Welcome to Randy's Rap Report, your one-stop info shop for the urban sensation that's sweeping the nation! From the dangerous streets of gangster-rap pioneers to the computer-filled cubicles of "nerdcore" swagger-jockeys, if it happens in the world of rap music, you'll read about it on Randy's Rap Report!
DFH checks out Sufjan Stevens' latest entry in the 50-states series, 'The Age of AZ.'
For most touring musicians, strange situations are a daily occurrence; a result of traveling, meeting crazed fans, and spending time with other performers in varying states of sobriety. Sometimes, though, a day on the road goes beyond quirkiness and enters the realm of the truly spooky.
The Something Awful Guide to Screamo.
Everett True rails futilely at a cold, crumbling gravestone.
I've been listening to The Corin Tucker Band's debut album "1,000 Years" for a few weeks now, thanks to a publicist who was kind enough to overlook my terrible nickname and mistake me for an actual music writer who knows what he's doing.
Daryl 'Fucking' Hall takes on nerdcore, 8-bit, nerd-rock, and all that other bullshit.
Does the world need a second greatest-hits album from Soundgarden? Wait, did it need a first?
You are a person reading about music on the Internet. From this, I deduce you are prejudiced against many things, one of which is the practice of moving one's body in a rhythmic fashion ("dancing"), especially if the music is conductive to such movement ("dance music"). Disco is the first modern form of dance music: You can't stand it. I pity you.
Using science - infallible, unbiased, numbers-and-beakers-and-everything science - to break down the band's characteristics and determine whether the Beatles were the best at the traits that defined them.
Everett True delivers what the headline promises; nothing less, nothing mo- well, maybe a bit more!
A video that features old-people sex, and three others that are much worse. Enjoy!
A rather random guide written by one of that country's newest citizens.
Young hedonists like Kings of Leon hope to become the next perverted legends.
What, ya'll thought ya'll wasn't gonna see her? She's the ol' Cyrus of this shit!
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