White Privilege. It's real and it's in the ocean now thanks to white people. NUKE THE OCEAN.

Ghosts don't care they can go anywhere. Even the ocean. BUST THESE FUCKERS.

The illustrations from Scary Stores to Tell in the Dark. Why? Why are they in the ocean? Somebody put them in the ocean and I HOPE THEY DIE!!!

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