GMO foods. How does a watermelon grown at the bottom of the ocean sound? That's what Monsanto wants. Reefs of cabbage. They've put Frankenfoods in the ocean. CHECK PLEASE.
Snakes are probably in the ocean somewhere. Why? Because the ocean is a nightmare. GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!
Salt. Do you have any idea how much of this is in the ocean? Let me put it this way: in the ocean, you can actually die from salt. UMMMM NOPE!
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