GMO foods. How does a watermelon grown at the bottom of the ocean sound? That's what Monsanto wants. Reefs of cabbage. They've put Frankenfoods in the ocean. CHECK PLEASE.
Snakes are probably in the ocean somewhere. Why? Because the ocean is a nightmare. GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!
Salt. Do you have any idea how much of this is in the ocean? Let me put it this way: in the ocean, you can actually die from salt. UMMMM NOPE!
"I thought the internet was all fun and games. Grow virtual plants on Facebook. Send email to grandma. IM friends with emojis," said the Stupid Ass Teenager, currently dying in an Idiot County hospital. "Never in my wildest dreams could I ever possibly humanly imagine that doing stupid ass internet shit in real life might get me mortally injured."
(Lips smacking, mouth full of peanut butter, glistening streams of peanut butter oil running down chin) "I'm full as hell, and I'm not going to take another bite!"
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