This article is part of the Peculiar Panels series.
I thought comics were supposed to be fantastical. This is just my morning wake up routine. Huh, they even got the pajamas right.
Pictured: The first time a Captain America comic truly tapped into the psyche of this great nation.
"What th' -" is right! Who the heck let him in? He's way too short!
And here's my daily bedtime routine. How in the world are all these private details of my life getting leaked?
Look, there's a lever on this machine that can do that for you. Your other hand's resting right on it.
There might be pages one the inside of this comic, following the cover. They are not necessary.
In these contentious political times it is more important than ever to work together in a bipartisan way with the people who said I should be thrown out of a helicopter for being an Antifa terrorist.
This Halloween, log off and visit your friends at the local Halloween Superstore.
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