"Eggshell white... Jesus Christ... very good taste... uhhh? Whaaa!" You guessed it, that was my impression of the business card scene from American Psycho. Tell the truth, I don't really know that much about business cards. Luckily, the posters from BYOB found a business card generator, so here's a crash course in card design!
I saw good men turned to mush in the wars against the soggies. Men much better than you, Mr. President. If you are going to take John Brennan's security clearance, take my security clearance too.
Forget beer checkers, beer chess and beer dejarik. Only these games are guaranteed to put you on dialysis by age 30.
Bonk: The Only Good Bonk Is A Head Bonk
We review every game from the last 2 months, plus all 21 SNES Classic titles
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