Oft-cited as one of the most cruelly overlooked threads in recent memory, "itt you are Miles O'Brien" (in which the SA Goons took on the pain of the long-suffering Star Trek: The Next Generation/Deep Space Nine character) languished unacknowledged for more than a year. By contrast, a thread starring fellow TNG character Will Riker was promptly featured in a Phriday. Perhaps this series of events depicts O'Brien's plight better than a tribute ever could, but nonetheless it's time for the chief to step into the spotlight! *confuses spotlight with transporter beam, injures his shoulder somehow.*
I am Miles O'Brien. I am surrounded by younger, better looking and smarter people who will ascend higher in their careers within a few years than I will in 40.
The Brown Menace
miles o'brien's log: yup i'm still miles o'brien *audible sigh*
Hey remember that time my wife was taken over by a hostile alien entity but she was such a huge bitch normally that nobody fucking noticed?
Keiko - "MiiillLLLeeeEEEssssSS! Why didn't you pick up Molly from space-preschool? I hate you!"
Miles - "..... *mumblemumble*goddamnwishIwasbackinmindprisonsometimes*mumblemumble*"
Keiko - "WHAT WAS THAT?!"
Miles - *transports self into space*
I'm miles o'brien and life is pretty cool since i invented this scotch-flavored chewing gum
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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