Who reads books anymore? Not me - I regard books as untrustworthy, and not deserving of my respect. And with literacy rates notoriously poor both in the US and worldwide, it looks like I'm not the only one. Maybe people would read more books if the covers featured fun, literal interpretations of the title? Maybe?? Would you like to see that would look like? OK, here you go:
With eight movies fighting for Oscar gold, which one will win? I don't know! But you don't either.
Any forum poster worth their salt will gladly inform you (without being asked) that genre fiction is, in fact, garbage for children. You are not reading a real book unless it is difficult and mildly unpleasant. Test your READING MACHISMO with these truly challenging works.
Saving a village of khaki Rastafarians from the confetti geyser. AGAIN.
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