Hey, there really are donuts in this week's update! The title might be an awkward stretch, but at least it's accurate! NOTE: If you scroll down to the bottom of this page, you'll see some donuts you wouldn't want to bring to the office meeting, if you know what I mean. Haha. They're NWS butt-stuff donuts, okay?


So on the way to work I stopped at a Dunkin' donuts for a Bavarian Kreme, only to find out they haven't carried that flavor in over a year. Instead they had this monstrosity:

The Oreos and Mint Cream doughnut.

They also had cookie dough filled doughnuts and ones with brownie batter, gross.

I thought maybe SA could help them with some ideas for better flavors. Such as the Stage Blood doughnut:

or the moss doughnut.

or the deluxe anniversary edition of Terminator 2 doughnut.

I can't wait to see what tasteful doughnut ideas you'll come up with!

Canned Bread

I have no mouth and yet I must screamkreme




On that note... Thanks to Tip and djwetmouse for the themes, and to the Goons who contributed!

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