What does Hello Pity predict for people entering old age? Pain.
occamsmonkey's trick knee predicts the weather, having acquired an online degree in meteorology while he slept.
Magic and mystery are part of Triforcer's history.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
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