I'm neither a parent nor a blogger, so I really don't feel qualified to comment on "Huffpost Parents." Fortunately, the SA Goons are all experts in both writing and child-rearing, with online readerships and parental peers alike nodding knowingly at their every word! Note: Unlike the amusing photo illustrations from our Slate article, the headlines pictured here are completely, dumbfoundingly real.

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There Is Some Kind Of Nutrient Or Something In Some Random Expensive Vegetable Your Kid HAS To Have
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My Child Is Not Emotionally Ready For Full-Time Employment And That's OK
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