Murphy is a bot created by the benevolent oligarchs of Microsoft. It can respond to simple questions with image manipulations; for example, if I asked it "What if Tom Hanks was Tom Cruise", it might show me a picture of Tom Cruise with Tom Hanks' face. Delightful! Once the posters of the Something Awful forums found out about this wonderful diversion, they immediately typed in a bunch of stupid, inane crap. And here it is!
I have used my bot to create Olive Garden commercials. This is a bot I have. Don't question it.
Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
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