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Blazin' Squad

The English language. Time of death: 1:18 AM, August 15th, 2004. Godspeed friend.

14 members?! Holy shit! That's almost as much as ICantLose has!

Only discussion of the highest intelect is allowed at Blazin' Squad.

The hell you say!

You ain't seen nothing yet baby!

lol my name iz MMMMMeXiCaN i'm 22222222222 bored u see !!!

Everybody on this forum is so incredibly bored. Well this is what happens when you live in the Hollywood Hills and mom buys you an AOL account.

Ho ho ho! This is not an image of Blazin' Squad at all! In fact it is an image of the Duke Nukem Forever forums which is coming up in just a few pages. I didn't even notice!

You know those secret decoder cards they use to put in cereal boxes? I think I need one of those to decipher this message.

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