Normal Books for Sci-Fi Audiences

In reality, people who read books fall into two categories: geeks and psycho killers. Unfortunately, due to this limited audience, most books tend to end up being repetitive and boring, much like my wit. We fixed this problem (the book problem, not my wit problem) by creating books aimed at an audience that hopefully doesn't exist. With the help of the Something Awful Forum Goons, we now present a collection of books written for people, robots, and creatures that exist only in the world of science fiction! If you think that's confusing enough, wait until you see all the weird and thoroughly nerdy references you probably won't get!