It is virtually impossible to go anywhere in this world without being bombarded with advertisements. There are some notable exceptions, such as the bottom of the ocean, inside caves, and in the arctic. Most of these ads are for things we don't need or want, but are nonetheless dangled in front of us like silver carrots. This week the Something Awful Forum Goons take advertising to its natural conclusion by creating ads for things that simply don't need them.
BrandNewHero got this started by trying to sell the oldest thing there is.
Hermetic is tired of making plane images.
Damn, ExplosiveBuck, how'd you get to be so opulent?
the_ruiner is cashing in on the basics.
MustelaFuro is no stranger to heavy topics.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!