@sheboyganscan is a tireless effort to transcribe to Twitter the things that come over the Sheboygan, Wisconsin police scanner. Thanks to the brave soul handling this project day in and day out, and an especially big thanks to the residents of Sheboygan, who appear to live in an almost cartoonish alternate reality. Follow @sheboyganscan!

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