Cartoons will always live on in my heart.

Dust is the most dangerous member of the Axis of Allergens.

This is the most romantic story I've heard in the last several minutes.

I don't know, but when someone has a problem NOT looking at drawings of underage girls, it might be time for the ol' suicide shuffle.

It's always a good idea to plan for the future.

I've been wasting my life longer than you have!

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