If it'll keep him from reproducing, I don't have a problem with it.
Hahaha, what the hell?
What if "Sixteen" talked to girls?
This reminds me of how grandma would go on and on about Days of Our Lives.
Oh, you rascal.
Here's how very fat people make excuses for getting out of heavy physical work.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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