When most people think of romance they think of long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, and monster truck rallies. But for the members of this forum romance is feeling up your cousin at a family reunion and never talking about it again for the rest of your lives. Cousin Couples is a forum that gives me hope for a better tomorrow. No wait, it doesn't. It does quite the opposite of that actually!

What do you call them after you're married or, what do you call them after you're married to them?

Do you know what sudden infant death syndrome is? Oh, no reason.

Let me email you the application. It's an easy two step process.

I am not sure of many things in life. In fact, I am a very stupid man. But there is one thing I'm sure of. This post was written by a dude.

At least she used capitalization.

My cousin and I can communicate through our interlocked genitals.

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