Perfect Strangers was a very popular sitcom watched by millions of Americans. It explored the relationship between malapropism-prone shepherd Bronson Pinchot (playing himself) and his oft-exasperated cousin Larry (Paul Reiser). Also, there was a stuffed sheep. Twenty years or so after the show's cancellation, people on the Internet still care about Bronson and Larry and especially the stuffed sheep. So they flock to PerfectStrangers.tv to post their fan fiction and comic art and best-episode awards and signatures on the where-the-fuck-are-our-DVDs-Warner-Bros petition. Nothing's going to stop them now!
Wait, what's happening here?
It needs to consume human tissue! It needs to speak to your manager!
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
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