Oh, Brian. Never change.

I'm sure a guy will eventually discover the beautiful person inside, just as soon as a fisherman accidentally catches her and slices open her enormous gut.

All the fashion advice in the world couldn't save "Frances".

OKAY BRIAN WE GET IT

Dear Grandma, something bad happened.

Jonas, is that you?

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