I think my mailman is named Alan, I wonder if it's the same guy.

There was a kid in high school who had an almost visible barrier of stink, and a few times even had skidmarks that went all the way through to his pants. He probably would have made a great friend.

I like romantic movies, holding hands, and best of all - I never lie.

"KKS" is indeed a teen pirate in the sense that they steal feelings of low self-esteem from others.

How wonderfully repulsing.

That's it for this week. Thanks to my forum buds kjetting, Dusz, Death Himself, MiloThePilgrim, sturr, violentjim, knox, Bl1tz, ReidRansom, Barnabus, elpintogrande, SydBarrett, dsmurf, jackelope, SNiPER_Magnum, paraone, Closeknees, Buck Swope, and nerdz.

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