Yeah, craigslist! You know that creepy website where nobody wants anything but anonymous sex and garage sale announcements? That's this one!

Give this fellow a hand!

This is just a great idea for everyone involved.

Oh baby, your rippling arms turn me on!

Good gracious, ass is bodacious.

The right man will come along someday if you just keep your chin up!

"Anyone need head?! I got a real gross one!"

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