Somewhere between backyard wrestlers and anime fans lie Internet martial artists. Watch out because they'll cut your fucking face right off!
He just lays on the ground like a jerk!
"long spiritual path" wants to be an unloved and useless human being.
Congratulations on your first heart attack.
Christmas ornaments under the windows. Works every time.
My grandpa was aware of when Wheel of Fortune was coming on. That's it.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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