We had a ball and a half browsing the personal ads of lovelorn people at Hot or Not this week. It seems very little has changed since I last saw this website a couple years ago, in as much as the Nots still hold onto the majority with an iron grip.

Back off guys, I saw her first.

I like a girl who knows what she's interested in.

Satan, ancient weapons AND cuddling? Ladies, don't let this one pass you by!

The ability to make clothes out of trash bags is always a good skill to have.

I don't think "weight training" means what she thinks it means.

The B.O. is strong with this one.

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