The morbidly obese rarely win anything.
I think it's a whole lot more likely that "otobeawanker" spent August 11, 2003 at home drinking barbeque sauce.
Broomshido is weak. It is no match for rake-won-do.
Now we'll see who the real cacahead is.
THE ENTIRE FOOTBALL TEAM WILL PAY FOR TED'S ARROGANCE TOWARD THE CHESS CLUB....
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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