Fleshlight is apparently the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. With this kind of achievement, your product is sure as shit gonna need some proper support forums.

At some point this is guaranteed to twist your penis right off.

Don't forget to brush your teeth and clean the semen out of your rubber vagina before you go to sleep.

(Not a virgin)

I too need more information on the shoe technique.

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