Who said women aren't good conversationalists?


It took me longer than that to realize this.


Go to a Dodger game. You'll become a racist real fast.


It doesn't work that way. Any guy who is offended at being thought of as an object is gay.


Where were you when I was in 7th grade? Seriously, I was just a walking boner back then.


NO ONE CARES!!! There's only 10 to 17-year-old girls and 40-year-old men here!


Yeah, you'll make a fine model someday.


Say what you will about these posts but these girls are going to be so goddamn hot when they are 18.


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