A lot of religious groups say that if you masturbate all sorts of bad things will happen to your penis. The truth is that masturbation makes your penis bigger. Don't believe me? Just ask your mom.

Oh my.

Radiohead.

RAP SUCKS.

My girlfriend sprays her colon on me too.

Yeah just stick the head of any girl you see into your armpit and she's yours for the taking.

Make money. Lots of money. We're talking a net worth of over five hundred million dollars here.

Bang them all and let God sort it out.

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