I was going to comment on this image, then I realized that I have been to Japan and Firefox is my default browser. Sigh.

Even Jay Leno uses the Internet to find love these days.

Just shut up and take your Xanax, lady.

One day, guys, one day...

We've come a long way from communication with a series of grunts and whistles in the jungle.

The pills sterilizes you for life. Didn't you read the instructions?

Stop posting here, Kanye.

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