I have a whole bunch of tokens from an arcade that doesn't even exist anymore. Ladies, call me.

The "best" answer was also probably the most polite one.

Those must have been some disgusting boobs.

Brawls come in all shapes and sizes.

This could only be more pitiful if "lonelyluver6900" winked at himself in the reflection of his monitor while he typed this.

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