SegwayChat
If you came to me and said, "I have $3000 and miss the daily beatings I got in high school, what should I do?" I'd probably beat you up and take the money. But if you had a gun or you looked stronger than me I'd tell you to go get a Segway!
dejaposter previously tried setting this record by locking himself in the basement and riding his segway around in circles. It was going well for about 20 minutes until a bunch of roaches spelled out "FANCY BOY"
GirlShield 3000 is currently undergoing testing.
Now just tape some sticks to your arms for the "crutch look" and you'll blow the lid off cripple fashion.
Like buying a segway, for example.
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