Would you enjoy waking up to a body covered in blemishes? Do you love the feeling of popping a big disgusting pimple and smearing the pus all over a mirror? If so, you're a horrible person.
The mental imagery is captivating.
You know it, Anonymous!
No, this sounds like the worst possible thing to do.
I don't enjoy.
Well I'm glad that's over.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
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