Would you enjoy waking up to a body covered in blemishes? Do you love the feeling of popping a big disgusting pimple and smearing the pus all over a mirror? If so, you're a horrible person.
The mental imagery is captivating.
You know it, Anonymous!
No, this sounds like the worst possible thing to do.
I don't enjoy.
Well I'm glad that's over.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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