I like how this one had to go to a tiebreaker, as if there was some disagreement about the proper course of action.
Nicole is used to things hiding from her.
"chicken_*" has confused his body with a sizzling pan of eggplant parmesan.
It doesn't really help matters much that "froggman's" little avatar picure looks like one of the street thugs in Final Fight.
I've got 99 problems and a gross old man ain't one.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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