Last week, on a day seemingly like any other, forums member Landerig received a shipment of power cords, each affixed with a sticker reading "Please insert furiously." Dutifully following this instruction, Landerig inserted with extreme prejudice, until his prongs had impaled every socket and orifice within a several block radius. Landerig then attached the sticker to a deadly weapon, but instead of continuing his furious insertion rampage, he posted a picture of his handiwork in the spirit of whimsy, and urged the SA Forum Goons to do the same.
Looking good, Landerig. I assumed you were handy. You introduced yourself as handy.
Schweinhund isn't afraid of a guy with a blade.
Any fool with a dick can make a baby, but only Yabanjin could create this image.
Check out the big brain on Lie Bot!
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!