2012 sure was a bleak year.
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A boy and his tiger go to sea, adventures abound.
Mentally ill people need love too.
The conclusion of the greatest love story of our generation... probably.
Martin R. "Vargo" Schneider discovers cocaine and is never heard from again.
Ralph wrecks it, RZA ruins it, Vargo kills it.
It's film-within-a-film week apparently.
If Bruce Willis and Joseph Gordon-Levitt had a baby, it would apparently look like a gaunt David Morrissey.
The whimsical adventures of a blue-faced paedophile within!
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a bunch of movie reviews. Your guesses were way out.
He's still the law, he's just not as keen on reminding you anymore.
Bicycles. They're about as exciting in the cinema as they are on the road.
They're back and they're even older.
You think this is the real Quaid?
Just keep reminding yourself that Ben Stiller made The Cable Guy and maybe you can forgive him in time.
Yeah, they did another one of these things.
For people calling him The Amazing Spider-Man, he sure does love ripping off a bunch of other superhero movies. Is that what counts as amazing these days?
A bumper crop of films of extremely varied quality.
Talking animals, moon Nazis, cults and closet monsters.
In space, nobody can hear you. They just can't hear you.
Back in black and also back in time and also generally just back.
Summer is in full swing, which means everything is terrible.
Like his idol Nic Cage, Vargo runs around screaming about vampires.
The culmination of four years of drivel.
I don't care if it is based on a board game, it's still a good film.
You'll never guess which one is the Movie of the Week.
It's the most family-friendly week of movies ever!
Nothing like the Academy Awards combined with a bunch of worthless releases to keep cinema alive.
Sometimes, it's better to cut your losses and just go see The Grey again.
No-one is safe, except for you. Safe from bad movies that is, thanks to our life-saving reviews.
We're spanning the genres this week.
In the wake of the Oscar nominations, the full spectrum of film quality is right here for you.
There are a lot of films in here and, thankfully, not all of them are crap.
The Iron Lady refers to Margaret Thatcher but Goon does not refer to SA forum members.