Hollywood liberals use motion pictures as a vehicle to communicate their scary, wrong beliefs. They employ subterfuge to smuggle their godless filth into America's theaters. But like that crazy midget's paintings in Orphan, movie posters reveal the filmmakers' true intentions when viewed in the correct light. The Something Awful Forum Goons flip the switch on the following images, exposing Satan's starring role in many blockbusters. Hell awaits!
Haddas loves Lucy, the daughter of the devil. The beauty is there, but the beast is in her heart. Life is hell, you see.
Pleroma knows what happens to old men who beat people bloody with their canes and defy court orders.
Wormophile just wants to watch the world burn.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!