A Libertarian is defined as "someone who believes the doctrine of free will".
A Libertarian Passions' user is defined as "someone whom you'd not date of your own free will." Sure, there are plenty of free online dating websites that you could choose from. Why not have your political ideology match up with your ideas of finding true love? It's not like either of them are going to happen anyways! Making an account here is like showing up to a Ron Paul fundraiser that's taking place at the ugliest bar in America. Leave your Gold Standards at home, for the dating pool has no value, fixed weight or fineness.
Just a heads up Paultards - you need to get a life before you can claim liberty and pursue happiness.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.