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"Eroticfalconry.com is hopefully just the tip of the iceberg. Our goal is to show others what turns us on so that they can see the natural sexual ferocity of our feathered friends."

I wish all fetish websites were as classy as this fake fetish website is. Only thing that it's missing is Fan Fiction, but then again I can't really remember famous falcons in the media. Did Higgins from Magnum P.I have a falcon? He should have. If you are aware of any Falcons depicted in film, music or literature that could be made to have sex with one or more human beings, I beg of you, please contact the webmaster. Give back to such a great resource. Make eroticfalconry.com, as well as the Internet, a better place for everyone.

– Caylen "Abraham" Burroughs

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