no

I have had a fascination for quicksand and deep mud since I was a child. As I grew (and matured ?!), the interest developed and I began to see new and exciting possibilities !


NO

It is great that there seems to be such a thriving community for wammers on the web, but the one area I was (and still am) desperate to see some coverage of was fat girls in quicksand.


NO NO NO NO NO NO

Yep, there may be a lot of fellow 'quicksand' converts out there, but it seems that not many of them are into the 'full figured lady'.

– Caylen "Abraham" Burroughs

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