"This is what we are contemplating.

Something new.

Something big.

Something bold.

Something that works."

For a website that starts off "Maybe we're wrong.", its appalling how it then elaborates about political candidates other than Ralph Nader. Apparently, Ron Paul wasn't enough of a false idol for idiots to worship in the 2008 election, or they felt that the Democratic Party really needed something to worry about in November. For a $300 donation, you can receive three books written by crazy alarmist economists, and two DVDs made by a crazy alarmist documentarian, and Michael Moore. Folks, if you want to elect a crazy motherfucker who has a history of antagonizing Big Government, plans for a solid Universal Healthcare plan, and smokes Weed. I've already got you a nominee.

– Caylen "Abraham" Burroughs

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