I'll admit that I'm still a little wet behind the ears when it comes to the internet and all of the fucked up shit you might see on it. Would you believe that a man of my stature still gets Goatse'd about three times a day? Sad but true. Let me give you a scenario. Let's say that you are a married man. Now let's say that a large black gentleman comes over to your house, fucks the shit out of your wife while you cry in the corner, and then blows his load all over your face. Are you screaming in terror or are you fully erect. If it's the latter, well then congratulations, you're a cuckold! Over at CuckoldPlace.com, there just so happens to be 40000 of these motherfuckers all congregating on their forums. Enjoy.

Ohhhh I bet my wife is gonna have so much fun!


Brutal rejection from your significant other. Bliss indeed!


Just wait until your wife wants you castrated.


My thread is a hit!


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