huntermann, submitted by Brian. I once saw an episode of "Amazing Stories" where this kid got a magical remote control that made people come out of his TV screen and appear in his living room. Apparently this is an actual working technology, because I swear to God "Hunter Mann" was transported from an episode of Miami Vice directly onto the Internet. His persona, appearance, and web site all look like they came from a horrible 1980's music video.
MY IDEAL PLACE TO LIVE IS: BEACH HOUSE
WHEN IT COMES TO MY SPACE: IT'S NOT PERFECT, BUT CLOSE
MY FASHION SENSE CAN BEST BE DESCRIBED AS: CONTEMPORARY - YOU'RE NOT ABOUT FASHION AWARDS, BUT NOT A SLOB EITHER
Way to go dude! You're contemporary like that hip new band Tangerine Dream, have you checked them out? They are totally radical! Whoah, got to go, gonna catch some rays with DJ and maybe look at the babes, you know? Haha, yeah, you know.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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