huntermann, submitted by Brian. I once saw an episode of "Amazing Stories" where this kid got a magical remote control that made people come out of his TV screen and appear in his living room. Apparently this is an actual working technology, because I swear to God "Hunter Mann" was transported from an episode of Miami Vice directly onto the Internet. His persona, appearance, and web site all look like they came from a horrible 1980's music video.



MY IDEAL PLACE TO LIVE IS: BEACH HOUSE

WHEN IT COMES TO MY SPACE: IT'S NOT PERFECT, BUT CLOSE

MY FASHION SENSE CAN BEST BE DESCRIBED AS: CONTEMPORARY - YOU'RE NOT ABOUT FASHION AWARDS, BUT NOT A SLOB EITHER

Way to go dude! You're contemporary like that hip new band Tangerine Dream, have you checked them out? They are totally radical! Whoah, got to go, gonna catch some rays with DJ and maybe look at the babes, you know? Haha, yeah, you know.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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