Oh! My! God!, submitted by Christian. For some reason a monkey with fetal alcohol syndrome decided to try to make humorous cartoons. He failed miserably as only a monkey can. No, I take that back. A monkey could have done better. Come to think of it, a monkey with no arms and no legs could have done better. A monkey with no arms and no legs who had been clubbed in the head repeatedly with a baseball bat could have done better. You get the point. These cartoons are not only NOT AT ALL FUNNY, but they also succeed in being creepy as hell.
This Web site created entirely by William D. Gray, developer, designer, animator.
I can't understand why anyone would want to take credit for the monstrosities on this site. I also don't understand the purpose of the two mailto links asking for contributions of "naughty but funny" cards. This guy claims the titles of "developer, designer, and animator," but from what I can tell he might be better off spending his time mopping the floors of the 25-cent booths at the back of the local adult video store. A phrase on the front page of this site warns, "This page is not for prudes!" Well, as long as "Prudes" includes all of humankind, I can say that I wholeheartedly agree.
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