FAREWELL'S Official Website, submitted by eclat. Farewell is a cruddy pseudo-punk rock group with a singer that sounds like a girl trying to sound like an even bigger girl and lyrics that are cringeworthy. As shitty as the band is, their site somehow manages to capture and distill the essence of absolute shit. The frames navigation and animated backgrounds look like an epileptic had a seizure infront of his computer while Frontpage was open to a blank document. Add in some horribly photoshopped pictures of the five shitbeards in the band and you've got yourself a ham-dinger of a bad site.



The problem is I love this girl, the thought of all these things makes me just want to hurl

Why can’t I be her pimp and pay every night, with everlasting love and holding her tight tonight, TONIGHT!!!!

Any label who has seen this web site yet still signs the band to their label should be driven out of business by an angry mob wielding torches and pitchforks.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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