Gothic Chicago, submitted by Scott. Oh no, there's been an accident at the zoo and all of the goths have escaped! They are now loose and running wild on the streets of Chicago wreaking havoc on all who cross their path. Good thing there is a website devoted to them to help bring some order to the situation. If I were a goth in Chicago, I'd sure know where to look for all of my latest goth information!

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1) What do freaks do on the 4th of July?

A. Clubbing, stupid.
B. Shoot bottle rockets at... oh, but I've already said too much.
C. Play Quake III.
D. Go to the park, have a picnic and watch fireworks like everybody else. What, I'm not allowed?

I have no idea what that thing in the picture happens to be but I have a feeling that she escaped along with the rest of them. I only hope I never have to encounter the likes of her in person lest she force a corset upon me while crooning "Sisters of Mercy" lyrics.

– Snakey Slithers

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