Knight Rider Fanfiction, submitted by Josh. I can't think of a way to accurately describe how horrible any and all fanfiction websites are, so today I'm just gonna leave you with this quote...

“KITT was silent again then he asked

“So the pictures I have seen on the Internet of people doing weird things together, is that love?”

John didn’t know if he should remain silent or not, but he smiled at Kitt's very innocent question.

Well KITT no, it’s the physical side of love. I won’t go into details, but love is a mental not a physical thing, what you see in those pictures are a result of two people being together. I can’t really explain it anymore but maybe it could happen to you, you never know” John replied.

Anyway, I just don't have the energy to put into bashing this site already, but you guys know the drill. Click, get horrified, move on. Enjoy! I know I didn't.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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