The Bowlers' Alley, submitted by Magenta. If Hitler were still alive today and he were colorblind and retarded and he designed web pages, he would design "The Bowler's Alley". If you guessed that this site is about bowling you might be right, I really am not sure. Some text on the site hints that this it is indeed about bowling but the graphics on the site are so hideous and the navigations is so bad I was too busy trying not to ram a nail file into my brain.

The Bowlers Alley Staff is excited to announce that we are going to be opening a Web Design Buisness.Mike,myself and TBA Marketing Manager are creating a Web Design Business. We will build your site for a small fee. Its coming soon so look forward to it because I sure am.....

Fantastic news from "Mike and [Retarded Hitler]"! Thanks Retarded Hitler, I look forward to seeing your future Internet offerings!

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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