DJ Meyer In Vegas, submitted by Anita. Holy shit, breaking news, DJ Meyer moved to Vegas in 2001! If you somehow missed out on the move of the century, then let me bring you up today. DJ Meyer is a webdesigner, a painter, a father, and all around dreamboat. He's also completely untalented, apparently colorblind and suffering from seizures of the mouse hand, and half-crazed with some sort of horrible brain fever.

In this one I thought I would try a fantasy.

Well DJ Meyer, keep trying, one day you will succeed at a fantasy! Do not, under any circumstances, miss out on his stellar Roach Girl Comics. They will make you laugh and make you think! Thanks DJ Meyer!

MORE BREAKING NEWS! I just realized that DJ Meyer is a woman AND WHAT A WOMAN SHE IS! YOWSAH!

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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