The Strange Society, submitted by C. Puzzo. Speaking of insanely stupid stories, I happened upon this site today. Let me tell you, this shit makes the tale of Wilson Dildo look like the Bible in comparison. They're stories about something, that much I know. Beyond that, I couldn't tell you much.
"Excuse me, Mr...Fukov," asked Sicko, reading the name tag of a Jewel personnel, "do you carry contraceptives?"
"My name is Major Fukov. My father was a general in the Soviet army. There, the name 'Fukov' was a symbol of power, respect, and dignity!"
"Why'd you move here then?"
"Our cafeteria began demanding too much money."
That's just a taste of the epic...whatever the hell this site has to offer. Also notice its layout, which seems to be there to create atmosphere. A well defined "This fucking sucks" atmosphere. I'm sure there's some twisted deviant sexuality in there too, there always is. After all, this is the Internet.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.